The entrance ramp from Groesbeck Highway to eastbound I-696 will be closed from 9 a.m. until noon Tuesday morning. So if you're driving around honking your horn celebrating bin Laden's death, avoid that area.

And how about those gas prices? Thinking of buying a small car yet? Ford, General Motors and Chrysler all have fuel-efficient vehicles available. Make sure the dealer you visit advertises with us or I will hunt you down and show you slides from my vacation.

Stimulate the economy and save money on gas. What could be better. Check your wallet and get back to me.